Before I became a mom, I had no idea how many times a day I would say the same. exact. words.
Do your homework, Andy.
Where are your shoes, Zadie?
On the paper, Rosie. We only color on the paper.
Great job baby girl, keep it on the paper.
ROSIE. On the paper. Keep it on the paper, please.
I know what you are doing down there. We only color ON. THE. PAPER.
Oh, Mommy! You are SO MEAN!